The definition of cool

*the following is a dramatic reenactment*

Hipster 1: Hey so how about that clothing swap in New House last night that was completely demolished by the hip-ass kids from Dulaney?
Hipster 2: Yeah man, we totally stopped their good time by having a clothing swap a few days earlier.
Hipster 1: Right! And we had no intention of doing one until we found out -they- were doing one!
Hipster 2: Right! And how about those sweet-ass personal invitations we handed out only to people we knew or who looked cool.
Hipster 1: Oh, that was totally rad. Good thing we know if someone is cool based on how they dress.
Hipster 2: Its a good thing we kept fun times away from those weirdos in New House and kept any donations of clothes away from the Hurricane Relief Fund.
Hipster 1: Yeah, and kept the tradion of clothing swap in Dulaney where it belongs.
Hipster 2: Hey, didn't two clothing swaps happen in Winslow two years ago?
Hipster 1: Whatever, at least it wasn't in some dorm where they don't smoke cigarettes or drink wine.
Hipster 2: You're Totally right.

*end*


That was a really shitty thing to do. You belong back in highschool when petty shit like this was accepted. And yeah, you're donating the extra clothes to Salvation Army, and thats cool and all, but what the fuck, dude? holding a counter-clothing swap against new house? handing out flyers to certain people that basically say "fuck the new house" on them? wouldnt that time and energy be better put to use by taking up a cause like fighting aids or cancer or even the common fucking cold rather than fighting a bunch of kids who took initiative first simply because you find yourselves cooler than they are or something? fuck you.